The Inch-Short Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Watson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.