The Snap Count Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Watson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Watson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.