The Hamstring Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Watson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.