The Mystery Tweak Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Watson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Watson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Watson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.