The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Ref: "Number Watson, that's a flag." Watson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- The broadcast shows Watson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Watson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
83%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.