The Phantom Holding Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Watson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Watson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
92%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Watson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.