The Shadow Coverage Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Watson's stadium. Only over Watson.
- Watson gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
90%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Josh Jacobs
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.