The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Watson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.