The Late Scratch Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.