The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Watson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.