The Mystery Tweak Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Watson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Watson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.