The Shadow Coverage Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Watson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Pickens
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.