The Hamstring Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Watson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
83%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Watson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.