The Snap Count Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Ref: "Number Watson, that's a flag." Watson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Watson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Watson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.