The Shadow Coverage Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Watson's stadium. Only over Watson.
91%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Watson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.