The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“The QB looks at Watson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Watson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Josh Jacobs
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.