The Phantom Flag Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Watson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Watson, Watson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.