The Dropped Pass Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Watson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
78%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Watson, Watson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.