The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“The broadcast shows Watson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Watson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Watson, Watson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.