The Phantom Holding Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Watson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
87%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.