The Phantom Holding Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Watson's stadium. Only over Watson.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Watson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Watson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.