The Snap Count Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Watson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.