The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Watson, that's a flag." Watson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Watson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.