The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Watson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
77%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Pickens
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.