The Dropped Pass Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“The broadcast shows Watson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Watson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
76%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Watson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.