The Garbage-Time Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Hubbard gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Hubbard is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
85%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hubbard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.