The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hubbard's stadium. Only over Hubbard.
- Hubbard's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
88%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hubbard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.