The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Hubbard gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hubbard, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.