The Stuffed Run Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hubbard's stadium. Only over Hubbard.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Hubbard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hubbard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.