The Late Scratch Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hubbard runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
81%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hubbard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.