The Garbage-Time Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Coach says Hubbard is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Hubbard rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
88%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hubbard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.