The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Hubbard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Hubbard, that's a flag." Hubbard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hubbard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.