The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Hubbard's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hubbard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.