The Fumble Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Hubbard runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
79%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hubbard, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.