The Garbage-Time Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Hubbard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hubbard, Hubbard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.