The Garbage-Time Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Coach says Hubbard is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Hubbard rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
77%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hubbard, Hubbard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.