The Fumble Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Coach says Hubbard is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
73%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hubbard, Hubbard, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.