The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Hubbard tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hubbard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.