The Late Scratch Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Coach says Hubbard is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Hubbard loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hubbard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.