The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Ref: "Number Hubbard, that's a flag." Hubbard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hubbard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.