The Hamstring Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Ref: "Number Hubbard, that's a flag." Hubbard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hubbard's stadium. Only over Hubbard.
- Hubbard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hubbard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.