The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hubbard's stadium. Only over Hubbard.
- Hubbard loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
87%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hubbard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.