The Phantom Flag Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Hubbard breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
87%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hubbard's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.