The Fumble Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Hubbard runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
89%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hubbard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.