The Late Scratch Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Hubbard gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hubbard drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.