The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hubbard's stadium. Only over Hubbard.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Hubbard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hubbard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.