The Garbage-Time Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Coach says Hubbard is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
84%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hubbard's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.