The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ref: "Number Hubbard, that's a flag." Hubbard: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hubbard's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.