The Hamstring Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“Hubbard gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- Hubbard rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Hubbard will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hubbard drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.