The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chuba Hubbard
Chuba Hubbard · CAR · RB
“The broadcast shows Hubbard on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hubbard's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Hubbard sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hubbard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chuba Hubbard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chuba Hubbard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chuba Hubbard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.